ameliaadriannabooks:

WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.

tenoko1:

ultrafunnypictures:

God Save the Queen

This is hilarious. ngl

thevictoriaa:

youtube-personalities:

"If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say"

yes yes yes omg yes 

moonblossom:

willcub:

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

grumpsaesthetics:

get a man who can do both

fangirltothefullest:

This is never not funny.

4gifs:

There’s always time to hug your little bro. [video]

ahsadler:

iterativeimprovement:

merbearedie:

michaels is truly a family store

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

pussylipgloss:

babydreamgirl:

23chainz:

IM SCREAMING SHE JUST HACKED AZEALIA AND LEAKED ALL HER SHIT

Oh….. My god

Godly

skittle-happy-matt:

captioned-vines:

ribbetharry:

“wtf is a chonce”

Niall: [singing] “♪ We took a chance ♪”

Audience member: [screams, mimicking accent] “WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE?!”

this is the only 1d related thing ill ever reblog

tastefullyoffensive:

Dance like no one’s watching. (via mike_pants)

haveitjoeway:

I’m deleting my facebook

suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time