when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location
can’t we all be rich and have fun together
that is what the kardashian game is for
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
Nebula and Gamora
This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that
SO THOUGH i CAN’T IMAGINE HOOOOOOOOW
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out