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blog run by a couple of future cat ladies. sisters. ca. completely random.


fuck it.

too-old-for-this-ship:

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location


b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES


wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 


youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation


pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

SO THOUGH i CAN’T IMAGINE HOOOOOOOOW

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

SO THOUGH i CAN’T IMAGINE HOOOOOOOOW


livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational


daleyprophet:

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.


patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.


awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this


zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out


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